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slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.
Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

bogleech:

slime-minister:

I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;
'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.

Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.

oh my god

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pyocomon:

hi my name’s jude and i’m an autistic trans neuroatypical teenager in an emotionally manipulative house and i’d appreciate it if you’d either consider donating or having me do a $5-10 commission so i can buy gender neutral clothing, a new phone so i’m able to leave the house, and an ipod to help for when i get overstimulated i have a donate button on my sidebar and my paypal is conservativebronies@gmail.com

(via sweatyfriend)

necropticon:

anyway, your daily reminder that if it seems like someone is having a psychotic meltdown in public and they are not actually literally harming people, uh, please dont call the police

foreordain:

Montparnasse was a child; less than twenty years of age, with a handsome face, lips like cherries, charming black hair, the brilliant light of springtime in his eyes; he had all vices and aspired to all crimes.
i’ve been painting nonstop this weekend to some relatively pleasing results

foreordain:

Montparnasse was a child; less than twenty years of age, with a handsome face, 
lips like cherries, charming black hair, the brilliant light of springtime in his eyes;
he had all vices and aspired to all crimes.

i’ve been painting nonstop this weekend to some relatively pleasing results

(via dwightfryes)

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